...iS iT tRuE...

...wOmAn iS a cOmpLex cReaTuRe...

if u kiss her, u r gentleman...

if u if u don't u r not a man...

if u praise her, she thinks u r lyin...

if u don't, u r good 4 nothing...

if u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp...

if u don't, u r not understandin...

if u visit her often, she thinks 'it is' borink...

if u don't, she accuses u of double crossin...

if u r well dressed, she says u r a playboy...

if u don't, u r a dull boy...

if u r jealous, she says 'it is bad'...

if u don't, she thinks u do not love her....

in short....

so simple.....yet so complex....

so weak......yet so powerful...

so confusing......yet so desirable....

so damning.......yet so wonderful.....

.....WOMAN.....